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Wood Chuckle

Woodworking Humour, from Canadian Woodworking, features Don Wilkinson’s witty, anecdotal, or observational takes on the frustrations and realities of woodworking.

  • Learning to Woodwork

    Learning to Woodwork (The Sequel)

    In a previous article I left you anxiously awaiting the astonishing revelation of how I came to be such a phe­nomenal woodworker. Well, sorry, but you’re not going to find out in this edition.

    March 19, 2010
    Don Wilkinson
  • How it all Started

    How it all Started

    Many times over the course of my woodworking career I have been asked how I got into woodworking. My usual answer was, “Uh ... no idea.”

    January 19, 2010
    Don Wilkinson
  • Christmas Wrap

    Christmas Wrap

    The year is finally wrapping up and with it ends the seemingly unending saga of my woodcarving. Since this is the Christmas issue I thought it appropriate to write a Christmas carving tale.

    November 19, 2009
    Don Wilkinson
  • Goosing My Career

    Goosing My Career

    This is my third and final article relating to my career in carving.

    July 19, 2009
    Don Wilkinson
  • Carving a Career

    Carving a Career

    The year 1967 was one filled with many important events. The Six Day War began and ended appropriately enough― in six days. The Beatles released Eleanor Rigby and the Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup for the last time. Ever!

    May 19, 2009
    Don Wilkinson
  • Blitzkrieg To-The-Sea

    Blitzkrieg To-The-Sea

    For most people, carving is a solitary pursuit. Time spent alone down in the basement or out in the shop - and at least once - sitting on the couch in the living room watching the woodchips, sawdust and shavings fall to the floor while listening to the soft swish as a razor sharp gouge slices cleanly through a block of butternut or basswood.

    March 19, 2009
    Don Wilkinson
  • Valentine’s

    Valentine’s

    By the time you receive this long anticipated issue of Canadian Woodworking, it will be February, the month of love when every woodworker’s thoughts turn to one thing: “What an incredibly stupid holiday!”  

    January 19, 2009
    Don Wilkinson
  • A Woodworkers Christmas

    A Woodworkers Christmas

    The Christmas season is often the busiest time of year for any company and a woodworking shop is no exception.

    November 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • Collectors Are A Strange Breed

    Collectors Are A Strange Breed

    Walk into any woodworking shop in any basement or garage, and you’ll notice one inescapable fact – woodworkers are inveterate collectors.

    September 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • Oh, To Build A Canoe

    Oh, to build a canoe

    For many years I wanted to build a cedar strip canoe; primarily because they were inexpensive to build, and (for several months) my shop was too cold for customers to use. Plus, I needed a project that would keep me moving around enough that I wouldn’t freeze to death.

    July 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • The Great Canadian Invention

    The great Canadian invention

    Over the course of man’s reign on earth he has managed to create several fairly decent items to make his living a little easier or more enjoyable. Most of these creations have been made from at least one of four major material groups: stone, metal, plastic or glass.

    May 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • Jerry Has An Idea

    Jerry Has An Idea

    Jerry had an obsessive-compulsive personality. In behavioural psychology circles he would be termed “loony as a fruit bat.”

    March 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • Smokin' In the Woodshop

    Smokin’ In the Woodshop

    Every once in a while you come across someone who takes their enthusiasm to the extreme, no matter how incompetent they may be.

    January 19, 2008
    Don Wilkinson
  • Tools We Love

    For those of us who work with wood, there is at least one particular tool that is a favourite, a tool that we reach for more than any other.

    November 19, 2007
    Don Wilkinson